{"id":156,"date":"2008-03-27T13:54:56","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T12:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curi0us.net\/blog\/2008\/03\/27\/neptun-500\/"},"modified":"2009-03-17T21:30:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T20:30:25","slug":"neptun-500","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curi0us.net\/blog\/2008\/03\/27\/neptun-500\/","title":{"rendered":"Neptun 500"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/rcm-de.amazon.de\/e\/cm?t=curi0usities-21&#038;o=3&#038;p=26&#038;l=ez&#038;f=ifr&#038;f=ifr\" width=\"468\" height=\"60\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" border=\"10\" frameborder=\"10\" style=\"border:none;\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Hamburg, 12:30, Europapassage.<\/p>\n<p>Gem\u00fctliches\u00a0Essen\u00a0holen\u00a0beim\u00a0Inder.\u00a0Pl\u00f6tzlich\u00a0durchschallt\u00a0die\u00a0Passage\u00a0ein\u00a0Gong.<br \/>\nErster\u00a0Gedanke\u00a0&#8222;Bahnhof&#8220;.<br \/>\nEine freundliche, weibliche Stimme s\u00e4uselt <strike>sanft<\/strike> \u00e4u\u00dferst nachdr\u00fccklich: &#8222;Neptun, 500!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Etwa im\u00a020\u00a0Sekundenrythmus\u00a0wird\u00a0diese\u00a0Aufforderung\u00a0wiederholt.<br \/>\n&#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220; Immer wieder.<br \/>\n&#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220;\u00a0Gef\u00fchlt etwa eine halbe Stunde lang (ja, wir haben uns hingesetzt und dort gegessen). Immer wieder. &#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220; Und wieder.<br \/>\n&#8222;Neptun, 500!&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Die Kollegin\u00a0\u00fcberlegt,\u00a0ob\u00a0es\u00a0sich\u00a0um\u00a0die\u00a0Aufforderung\u00a0zur\u00a0Evakuierung\u00a0handelt.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Vielleicht\u00a0auch\u00a0der\u00a0Wunsch\u00a0an\u00a0den\u00a0Herrn\u00a0Neptun,\u00a0doch\u00a0einmal\u00a0die\u00a0Nr.\u00a0500\u00a0zu\u00a0w\u00e4hlen.<br \/>\n&#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220;. Neptun hat heute bestimmt frei.<br \/>\n&#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220;. Aber das wei\u00df wohl niemand an den Kn\u00f6pfen und Hebeln.<br \/>\n&#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220;. M\u00f6glich auch, dass es eine sublime Botschaft enth\u00e4lt.<br \/>\n&#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220;. Nur welche? &#8222;Geht baden!&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Und\u00a0dann:\u00a0Stille. Fast\u00a0irritierend.\u00a0<strike>&#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220;<\/strike><\/p>\n<p>Das einzig doofe ist jetzt, dass ich nie erfahren werde, was in der n\u00e4chsten Stunde das Motto der Europapassage ist.<br \/>\n&#8222;Mars, 600&#8220;? &#8222;Venus, 2.100&#8220;. Wer wei\u00df&#8230;<\/p>\n\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hamburg, 12:30, Europapassage. Gem\u00fctliches\u00a0Essen\u00a0holen\u00a0beim\u00a0Inder.\u00a0Pl\u00f6tzlich\u00a0durchschallt\u00a0die\u00a0Passage\u00a0ein\u00a0Gong. Erster\u00a0Gedanke\u00a0&#8222;Bahnhof&#8220;. Eine freundliche, weibliche Stimme s\u00e4uselt sanft \u00e4u\u00dferst nachdr\u00fccklich: &#8222;Neptun, 500!&#8220; Etwa im\u00a020\u00a0Sekundenrythmus\u00a0wird\u00a0diese\u00a0Aufforderung\u00a0wiederholt. &#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220; Immer wieder. &#8222;Neptun,\u00a0500!&#8220;\u00a0Gef\u00fchlt etwa eine halbe Stunde lang (ja, wir haben uns hingesetzt und dort gegessen). 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